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Name something teachers threaten to do when a class is misbehaving.

DETENTION
69
EXTRA HOMEWORK
4
NO RECESS
9
SUSPEND THEM
3
CALL PARENTS
7
POP QUIZ
2
SEND TO PRINCIPAL
6
 


Name a possession men like to boast about having.

NICE CAR
69
WOMEN
3
MONEY
14
MOTORCYCLE
3
BOAT
5
TRUCK
2
GUN
3
 


Name an Olympic sport that starts with the letter "S."

SWIMMING
54
SAILING
2
SOCCER
24
SHOT PUT
2
SKATING
9
SPRINTING
2
SKIING
6
 


Name something a girl might do to her ex-boyfriend's car as revenge.

SLASH TIRES
29
DENT/KICK IT
5
KEY/SCRATCH IT
25
SPRAY-PAINT IT
4
BREAK WINDOWS
19
SUGAR IN GAS TANK
4
AIR OUT OF TIRES
13
 


Name something working women spend more money on than housewives.

CLOTHES/SHOES
62
FOOD/DRINKS
5
GAS/TRANSPORT.
11
JEWELRY
4
MAKEUP
8
CELL PHONE
2
CHILD-CARE
6
 


Name a place where kids always complain about having to go.

SCHOOL
50
BATHROOM
6
CHURCH
15
FAMILY GATHERING
4
DOCTOR/DENTIST
10
SHOPPING
4
BED/SLEEP
9
 


Name something many people have that's fake.

JEWELRY/WATCH
38
FUR
8
HAIR
21
FLOWERS
5
TEETH
12
FINGERNAILS
3
BUSTLINE
11
 


We surveyed 100 married women...
Besides yourself, name someone who spends a lot of time with your husband.

CO-WORKER/BOSS
34
HIS MISTRESS
5
HIS FRIENDS
25
HIS SIBLING
3
THE CHILDREN
21
HIS DOG/PET
2
HIS MOTHER
8
 


Name something a NASCAR driver might do right before a race.

PRAY
65
DRINK LIQUIDS
3
CHECK CAR
14
HELMET/SUIT ON
3
REST
5
GET FOCUSED
3
GO TO BATHROOM
4
 


Name something it should be against the law for people to do in cars.

TALK ON PHONE
53
READ
4
DRINK/EAT
14
BLAST MUSIC
3
MAKE OUT/SEX
13
GIVE FINGER
2
PUT ON MAKEUP
8
 


Name something people take out.

TRASH
40
SPOUSE/MATE
5
FOOD
31
LIBRARY BOOKS
2
MONEY/LOAN
9
LIFE INSURANCE
2
DOG/PET
8
 


Name something a cowboy might ride if he lost his horse.

DONKEY/MULE
40
TRAIN
4
BULL/COW
30
ANOTHER HORSE
2
MOTORCYCLE
11
BICYCLE
2
TRUCK/CAR
8
 


Name an activity you see people doing in their backyard.

BARBECUING
36
SWIMMING
7
GARDENING
21
RAKING LEAVES
6
MOWING LAWN
13
SUNBATHING
2
PLAY GAMES/SPORTS
12
 


Name a hygiene product a man might not use when on a camping trip.

DEODORANT
45
TOOTHPASTE/BRUSH
9
COLOGNE/AFT'SHAVE
14
RAZOR
4
SHAVING CREAM
11
TOILET PAPER
3
SOAP/SHAMPOO
10
 


Give me something that you would hate to see when you return to your parked car.

TICKET
40
SCRATCHES
10
FLAT TIRE
18
BIRD POOP
4
DENT/CAR HIT
11
NOT THERE
2
BROKEN GLASS
11
 


Name a job that involves telling people bad news.

DOCTOR
39
COLLECTION AGENT
3
POLICE OFFICER
33
LAWYER
3
CORONER/MORTICIAN
9
CLERGY
2
NEWS REPORTER
7
 


Name something superstitious people think is bad luck.

BLACK CAT
39
SPLIT IN POLE
5
UNDER LADDER
28
STEP ON CRACKS
2
BROKEN MIRROR
13
SWEEP OVER FOOT
2
13/FRIDAY 13TH
7
 


Name something people buy to prepare for hurricanes.

WOOD
39
BATTERIES
4
WATER
22
TAPE
4
FOOD
15
CANDLES
3
FLASHLIGHTS
8
 


Name an animal that's easy to imitate in charades.

MONKEY/APE
32
ELEPHANT
4
DOG
21
KANGAROO
4
CAT
16
RABBIT
4
BIRD
14
 


Name something people go outside to do in their pajamas.

GET NEWSPAPER
67
STARGAZE
2
TAKE OUT TRASH
11
SWEEP OUTSIDE
2
GET MAIL
7
SLEEPWALK
2
GO TO STORE
3
 


We surveyed 100 women...
What do you think is really the best way to a man's heart?

FOOD
66
SENSE OF HUMOR
3
KINDNESS/LOVE
11
FAMILY/CHILDREN
3
SEX
5
HONESTY
2
MONEY/GIFTS
4
 


We surveyed 100 men...
Name something you've learned the hard way to never criticize a woman about.

HER WEIGHT
45
HER COOKING
7
HER LOOKS/HAIR
21
WAY RAISES KIDS
2
HER CLOTHES
9
HER HUSBAND
2
HER AGE
8
 


Name a way that you can tell your dog is sick.

LAYS AROUND/MOPES
44
WHINES/YELPS
4
THROWS UP
17
COUGHS
3
NOSE IS HOT/DRY
12
DOESN'T BARK
3
WON'T EAT
11
 


Something people deliver for a living.

NEWSPAPERS
33
PACKAGES
3
MAIL
28
FURNITURE
2
PIZZA
20
BABIES
2
FLOWERS
6
 


Name a kind of place where you hate to be seated next to a screaming baby.

MOVIE/THEATER
27
BUS
9
RESTAURANT
23
DOCTOR'S OFFICE
4
AIRPLANE
17
CONCERT
3
CHURCH
11
 


Name something you see in a restaurant that tells you its health standards are below par.

ROACHES/BUGS
35
RATS/MICE
9
DIRTY DISH/S'WARE
16
HAIR IN FOOD
7
HEALTH RATING
14
DIRTY BATHROOM
3
DIRTY FLOORS
9
 


Name a state that's too cold for a nudist to live.

ALASKA
62
NEBRASKA
4
NORTH DAKOTA
9
MINNESOTA
3
MAINE
7
CONNECTICUT
3
COLORADO
4
 


Name something you wish you could trade in for a new one.

CAR
59
FACE
3
BODY/WEIGHT
13
MICROWAVE
2
SIGNIFICANT OTHER
8
STOVE
2
HOUSE
5
 


Name a reason you might go without TV for a week.

BROKEN TV
31
UNPAID ELEC. BILL
6
PUNISHMENT
16
NOTHING GOOD ON
4
CABLE/POWER OUT
16
GAVE UP FOR LENT
4
ON VACATION
15
 


Name something many people plan to do someday but few ever do.

TRAVEL/VACATION
60
PARACHUTE JUMP
4
GET RICH/SAVE $
11
GET DIVORCED
2
RETIRE
7
FINISH SCHOOL
2
EXER./LOSE WEIGHT
5
 


Name a country that makes the best beer.

GERMANY
59
MEXICO
4
IRELAND
9
HOLLAND
3
UNITED STATES
9
JAMAICA
3
CANADA
4
 


Name something you'd expect to find in the home of a man who thinks he's macho.

WEIGHTS/GYM EQUIP
56
COLOGNE
5
GIRLIE PICS/MAG.
10
BIG TELEVISION
4
MIRRORS
6
A WOMAN
4
BEER/ALCOHOL
6
 


Name something children do when they fight that adults also do when they fight.

YELL/SCREAM
47
CRY
5
CALL NAMES
13
THROW THINGS
3
HIT/PUNCH
13
BITE
3
CURSE/SWEAR
7
 


Pretend you're psychic and tell me whose divorce you think you'll be reading about next year.

BRITNEY SPEARS
40
DONALD TRUMP
3
JENNIFER LOPEZ
35
GEORGE W. BUSH
3
BRAD PITT/JEN A.
5
MICHAEL DOUGLAS
2
THE CLINTONS
3
 


When mom's away, name something dad serves kids for dinner.

PIZZA
33
TV DINNER
5
HOT DOGS
23
SOUP
4
PASTA/MACARONI
16
CAKE
3
MCDON./HAMBURGER
7
 


Name something you sometimes forget to do before you hop into bed.

BRUSH TEETH/FLOSS
30
SAY PRAYERS
7
TURN OFF LIGHTS
22
TAKE MEDICINE
3
GO TO BATHROOM
17
CHECK THERMOSTAT
3
LOCK DOOR/ALARM
9
 


Name something some people postpone doing for as long as possible.

PAY BILLS/TAXES
23
DYING/WILL
5
GETTING MARRIED
22
LOSE WEIGHT/DIET
3
DOCTOR/DENTIST
19
WORK/CAREER
3
HOUSEWORK
16
 


Something you hear on the news that there's a shortage of.

OIL/GAS
35
WATER
6
FLU SHOT/VACCINE
20
FOOD
6
MONEY
13
BLOOD
4
JOBS
6
 


Name something that most people get more of the older they get.

GRAY HAIR
31
KNOWLEDGE
5
WRINKLES
25
CRANKINESS
5
PAIN/AILMENTS
11
MONEY
4
WEIGHT
9
 


Name something most people don't replace until it dies.

BATTERY
26
TELEVISION
6
PLANTS/FLOWERS
25
LIGHTBULB
5
PET
17
CAR
4
REFRIGERATOR
7
 


Give me a name that rhymes with "Ray."

JAY
26
GAY
8
MAY
19
BAY
6
KAY
14
CLAY
4
FAYE
13
 


When it comes to appearance, name something women only do because men want them to.

WEAR MAKEUP
24
WEAR HIGH HEELS
9
SEXY LINGERIE
20
SHAVE/WAX
8
WEAR TIGHT PANTS
12
GET "BOOB JOB"
7
STYLE HAIR
10
 


Name something you would do to prepare for a game of strip poker.

EXTRA CLOTHES
64
BUY CARDS
3
SHOWER/BATHE
8
GET A GROUP
3
CLEAN UNDERWEAR
5
DRINK ALCOHOL
3
PREPARE TO CHEAT
3
 


Which celebrity wins the award for most plastic surgeries?

MICHAEL JACKSON
47
PHYLLIS DILLER
4
JOAN RIVERS
16
PAMELA ANDERSON
4
ELIZABETH TAYLOR
9
JANET JACKSON
3
CHER
6
 


Name a gift that's hard to return.

CLOTHING/SHOES
45
CAR
6
FOOD
12
TOASTER
4
JEWELRY
11
PET
4
MONEY
7
 


We surveyed 100 men...
Name something you put on to be sexy.

COLOGNE
43
MUSCLE SHIRT/TANK
7
BOXERS/THONG
13
MUSIC
3
NOTHING
12
GLASSES/SHADES
3
SUIT
8
 


Name something that shakes.

JELLO
34
LEAVES/TREE
5
PERSON/DANCER
26
DOG
4
EARTH/EARTHQUAKE
9
OLD CAR
4
BABY'S RATTLE
7
 


Name a reaction someone might have if they got really scared.

SCREAM
59
SWEAT
4
CRY
8
SHAKE
3
FAINT
6
HAIR STANDS UP
3
GO WEE-WEE
5
 


We surveyed 100 married men...
Name something of yours you hide so your wife won't use it.

MONEY/CREDIT CARD
27
TOOLS
6
KEYS
19
REMOTE CONTROL
5
RAZOR/SHAVER
14
CELL PHONE
3
CLOTHES/SHOES
14
 


Name something people jump.

ROPE
63
BAIL
3
"THE BROOM"
6
HURDLES
3
PUDDLE/HOLE
5
IN LINE
3
FENCE/GATE
4
 


Name something you'd hate to be on when it breaks down.

AIRPLANE
25
BOAT/SHIP
7
BUS
21
TRAIN/SUBWAY
6
FERRIS WHEEL
13
ELEVATOR
5
ROLLER COASTER
10
 


Name the first thing you do at home when returning from a long vacation.

SLEEP/RELAX
39
OPEN WINDOW
4
UNPACK
27
INSPECT HOUSE
4
SHOWER
5
CHECK MESSAGES
3
CHECK MAIL
4
 


Name something people depend on for protection.

WEAPONS/MACE
38
DOG
6
POLICE
15
LOCKS
5
ALARM SYSTEM
10
INSURANCE
3
CONDOMS
9
 


Name something some people fear that starts with the letter "S."

SNAKE
55
SHARK
3
SPIDER
12
SWIMMING
3
SMOKE
5
SHOTS
3
STORM
4
 


Name an animal your mate sounds like when he or she snores.

BEAR
25
LION
8
DOG
18
ELEPHANT
6
PIG/HOG
14
HORSE
5
CAT
9
 


Name something people say they're on.

DRUGS/MEDICATION
45
A MISSION
3
A DIET
20
VACATION/TRIP
3
THE PHONE
7
ON TIME
3
CLOUD 9
3
 


Name something about himself that a man might avoid telling a date.

MARRIED/INVOLVED
32
PAST RELAT'NSHIPS
7
HIS AGE
16
HAS AN ILLNESS
3
NO JOB/MONEY
16
HE'S GAY
2
HE HAS KIDS
8
 


Name something you've accidentally run over with your lawn mower.

TOY/BALL
20
CORD/WIRE
9
ROCK/PEBBLE
18
STICK/BRANCH
7
HOSE
13
FLOWERS
4
ANIMAL/PET
13
 


Name an occupation you'd like to have in the family.

DOCTOR
50
GARDENER
4
LAWYER
12
SUPERMARKET OWNER
4
RESTAURANT OWNER
5
PAINTER/ARTIST
4
DENTIST
4
 


Tell me a public place that's perfect for people watching.

PARK
40
MUSEUM
3
MALL/STORE
23
RESTAURANT
3
BEACH/BOARDWALK
8
TRAIN/SUBWAY
3
BAR
3
 


Name something that's difficult to do on a turbulent air flight.

WALK/STAND
23
STAY CALM
9
EAT/DRINK
19
READ
8
SLEEP
10
WRITE
4
GO TO BATHROOM
10
 


What would be the worst thing to have stolen from you?

MONEY/WALLET
33
JEWELRY
5
FAMILY/SPOUSE
13
DIGNITY/INTEGRITY
4
CAR
13
YOUR LIFE
4
IDENTITY
10
 


Name something you might say someone's body is shaped like.

PEAR
44
BALLOON
3
HOURGLASS
16
BALL
2
COKE BOTTLE
9
HOUSE
2
APPLE
5
 


Name something a man hates to hear his wife tell him she wants.

MONEY
40
TO GO SHOPPING
5
JEWELRY
12
HELP AROUND HOUSE
5
CLOTHES/SHOES
7
MORE SEX
5
NEW CAR
6
 


Name something specific that some women wear and some don't.

BRA
33
GIRDLE
6
MAKEUP
11
SKIRT
6
UNDERWEAR/PANTIES
11
HIGH HEELS
5
HAT
7
 


Tell me something that starts with "Hit the..."

HIT THE ROAD
37
HIT THE JACKPOT
4
HIT THE BALL
12
NAIL ON THE HEAD
4
HIT THE FLOOR
8
HIT THE DECK
3
HIT THE WALL
7
 


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